Dominic Francis

Talkin’ Christmas Blues #1 Well, I was sitting in my room and the radio was playing all the festive tunes, and it made me feel kind of gloomy. Something must be done about Justin Bieber, who is practically a beaver… to all the Beliebers out there: don’t sue me! It was five day & four days til' Christmas and I decided to go for a walk to clear my head of all the talk about how cold it is and stuff. I had no destination in mind and I was blind to where each fork would go, but I felt kind of bold & that proved to be enough. Being bold does count for something or other, but you can’t be too bold, because then you’d just be a silly old stupid old fool. [If a girl calls me Santa once, I don’t worry;  twice, that’s okay, too; but thrice, running fast as my body can is my general rule.] Anyhow, my pedometer said I’d tread ten thousand steps when I took a rest after passing my old school and the pool. As I was catching my breath and freezing like death, I saw an withere...